In May we tried planting a garden, and it ended up working out pretty well. But here are some lessons we learned for next year:
- Zucchini would grow in the middle of nuclear winter. Don’t plant more than 2.
- The growing radius of Yellow Squash (and Zucchini) is approximately 2,000 sq ft. If left unchecked, it will smother the spinach and Swiss Chard every time.
- Watering sounds fun at first.
- Broccoli is ruined by flowers and bugs. Just like girls.
- Garden grown carrots taste like an entirely different vegetable than store bought carrots.
- I like the idea of cucumbers, but they just don’t taste that good.*
- Next time I want to plant jalapenos, or habaneros, or something else that makes me cry (besides beets)
- There’s no such thing as too many Roma tomatoes.
*The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of my wife. Kristie likes anything in the vegetable family.



